Don’t Go To Hawaii

Its the end of a very long, very cold week. I don’t know about you, but I’ve been daydreaming about warmer climates. It only seems natural after a week of pretty much constant indoor time. I’ve been passing the time between diaper changes and feeding schedules planning dream vacations. *sigh*  If you are actually planning a getaway I have to warn you about Hawaii. No one told me, so I feel its my duty to pass this along. . .  Hawaii will ruin you. Don’t go to Hawaii.

img_7106
All scenery from there on will be ugly
img_7102
All future parties will be lame
img_1501
Adventures will lack thrill
img_5864
Your drinks will be dull
img_7019
Views on hikes will be forever ruined
img_6110
Beaches might be boring
img_1484
You might chicken out
img_5875
You might get “Mele Malikimaka” (Hawaiian Christmas Song) stuck in your head
img_6306
Sunsets will be lackluster from then on
img_5923
So will sunrises
img_6153
You might see a naked old hippie on this beach
img_6270
You may question reality

Trust me, do not go to Hawaii.

@exploremore.co

 

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s